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Women Will Be Women

Postby dimple » April 29th, 2017, 2:08 am

     
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked: " Is my time up ?"

God said, " No, you have another 34 years to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a face-lift surgery, Liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color

Finally she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked, " You said I had another 34 years to live. Why didn't you save me from the truck?"

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God replied: "I couldn't recognize you!"


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