I lost my Wife...

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I lost my Wife...

Postby Rekha » August 24th, 2016, 4:48 am

     
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Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet.

Inspector: What is her hight?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector: Colour of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband: yes.

Inspector: Colour of the car?

Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an 8 speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights......and husband starting crying.

Inspector: Don't worry sir...we will find your car.


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