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Jokes ke Jalwe

Postby Yash96 » December 1st, 2015, 12:08 pm

     
Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo
Boy : Chodd diya

Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do
Boy : Chodd diya

Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam
Mandir jana shuru karo
Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana
shuru

Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse
shaadi karoge?
Boy : Nahin
Girl : Kyun
Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse
achi koi mil jayegi


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Jokes ke Jalwe

Postby Yash96 » December 1st, 2015, 12:07 pm

Ek aurat ko dusre sahar me job lagi

.
Wahan pahunch kar usne soncha k
apne pati ko msg kr du
.
Galti se wo msg kisi or k
pas chala gaya
Jiske pas msg gya wo aadmi apni patni ko dafnaa kar aaya tha
.
Wo aadmi msg padhte hi behos.
.
Msg kuch aisa tha -
Mai yahan kharieyat se pahunch gayi hoon ji,
Yahan mobile ki v subidha hai,
Tum udaas mat hona,
2-3 din me tumhe v apne paas bula lungi


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Posts: 12840
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