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Funny Mother's Day Quotes

Postby janki » May 8th, 2016, 2:44 am

     
5. "When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway." — Erma Bombeck
6. "In the end, mothers are always right. No one else tells the truth." — Randy Susan Meyers
7. "Mother — that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries." — T. Dewitt Talmage
8. "Mothers were meant to love us unconditionally, to understand our moments of stupidity, to reprimand us for lame excuses while yet acknowledging our point of view, to weep over our pain and failures as well as cry at our joy and successes, and to cheer us on despite countless start-overs. Heaven knows, no one else will." — Richelle E. Goodrich

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Funny Mother's Day Quotes

Postby janki » May 8th, 2016, 2:44 am

1. "God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers." — Rudyard Kipling
2. "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" — Milton Berle
3. "Clarity and focus doesn't always come from God or inspirational quotes. Usually, it takes your mother to slap the reality back into you." — Shannon L. Alder
4. "Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we've ever met." — Marguerite Duras

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